Air Bud: Golden Receiver - *

Air Bud: Golden Receiver

In just a year since the original Air Bud hit the movie theaters, a sequel has hurriedly been made. This despite the fact that the titular star of the original died shortly after the premiere. But don’t let the hurried production fool you into thinking they may have had a great story idea on their hands. Air Bud: Golden Receiver is just as idealess as the original.

Apparently, Air Bud’s basketball-shooting trick isn’t such a difficult one after all. In under a year since the original Air Bud, a replacement dog has been found and trained to duplicate the original Buddy’s basketball shooting feat. In addition, this new Buddy is also able to catch a football…making him a two-trick puppy.

Air Bud’s pal Josh (Kevin Zegers) is back, and manages to make the basketball-to-football transition along with his pet pooch. But Josh also has some more family problems to deal with in this installment. His mother (now played by Cynthia Stevenson) has begun to date for the first time since the death of Josh’s dad. And even though she finds the perfect man (a vet, no less), played by Gregory Harrison, Josh still can’t conceive of anyone replacing his father.

And Buddy is in more trouble this time around (though in a completely ridiculous and completely unrelated subplot). In the original Air Bud, he was targeted by an evil clown. For the sequel, the baddies are Russian animal circus owner Natalya (Nora Dunn) and her inept sidekick Popov (Perry Anzilotti).

People (and children) who for some reason enjoyed the first Air Bud will find more of the same here. The rest of us will only find more tedium, more repetition, and more sheer annoyance.

The main problem with this film, as well as the original, is that it is completely based upon a dog trick. In this case, the dog trick isn’t all that unusual. You don’t see a basketball shooting dog every day, but ball-catching ones are a dime a dozen.

At least the family subplot in this one holds a bit more substance, if not any spontaneity. But the entire circus-plot should have been axed. Nora Dunn’s atrocious Russian accent is nearly enough to make you run screaming from the theater. Add in chimpanzee, skunk and llama hijinks and you’re definitely brewing up trouble. (What the heck is a skunk doing in an animal circus anyway?)

The only bright spot in the movie is the fact that the dog is cute, which may certainly be enough for children. However, there are plenty of better kids films out there than this one

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Snake Eyes - * *

Snake Eyes

Brian DePalma once again revisits his favorite genre: the Hitchcockian thriller. Borrowing a trick from Rope, he films the opening twenty minutes as one (nearly) seamless scene. However, soon after this bravura opening, the film loses all cohesion and begins to fall apart.

Rick Santoro (Nicolas Cage) is a cop who’s just as happy to shake down small time criminals as he is to pursue justice. He’s right at home among the petty thieves and gambling addicts in his hometown of Atlantic City.

Snake Eyes takes place during one night, when Hurricane Jezebel is about to hit the city just as the heavyweight boxing championship is on the line. Thanks to Rick’s pal Kevin Dunne (Gary Sinise), he has scored ringside seats. You see, Kevin is arranging security for the Secretary of Defense, who is attending the match.

However, when there’s an assassination attempt on the secretary’s life, it is up to Rick to unravel the conspiracy. Suddenly, all 40,000 members of the crowd become potential witnesses, or potential conspirators. This becomes Rick’s one true shot at greatness…but is he willing to gamble it all?

He may be a crooked cop, but it’s hard not to like Rick Santoro. Nicolas Cage goes the extra mile when infusing Rick with energy and pizzazz. He does everything possible to keep the film from bogging down, but in the end, he just can’t help it.

The supporting cast is colorful, but pale next to Cage. Gary Sinise plays his role a bit too obviously. Carla Gugino isn’t terribly tempting as a mysterious woman who is wrapped up in the proceedings. The minor actors actually fare better, with intriguing turns from Stan Shaw, Luis Guzman and Kevin Dunn.

The opening “shot” of the film is spectacular. There are a few computer-blurred transitions, but otherwise it is one continuous scene. It lends an immediacy to the proceedings that a traditional shooting technique might have missed. There’s lots of background detail…some important (which is flashed back upon later in the film), and some red herrings. It’s a great start for a thriller.

But then everything falls apart. After such a strong buildup, the critical piece of evidence ends up being an incredible series of coincidences. Then, the film’s finale is an editing nightmare, filled with other bizarre coincidences and non-sequiturs. It’s a very crude way to end a film that began with such good portents.

It’s a shame, and seems all the worse in retrospect. It’s like being one card short of a royal flush. Snake Eyes has the strong central performance, and some good direction…but in the end, a weak script brings it all tumbling down.

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Halloween H20 - 1/2*

Halloween: H20

Michael Myers is back (yawn), and, oooh, aren’t we scared. This seventh entry into the Halloween series has eschewed its traditional numeral in favor of the more cryptic H20 (it’s been 20 years since the original Halloween…get it?) However, don’t let the moniker change fool you, Halloween H20 is every bit as moldy and dull as the seventh film in a series is likely to be.

For those unfamiliar with the series, Michael Myers is the bogeyman personified. As a child, he killed his older sister with a big knife on Halloween. Fifteen years later, he escaped from his mental institution, donned a bleached out William Shatner mask and resumed his mass murdering streak. His target of choice was babysitter Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis), who had unknown ties to Michael.

Twenty years after that rampage (and a little additional mayhem from Halloween 2), Laurie Strode has gone into hiding. She is now known as Keri Tate, a teacher at a private school in Northern California. She has tried to put her trauma behind her, even raising a son, John (Josh Hartnett), and striking up a relationship with fellow teacher Will Brennan (Adam Arkin). But every year on October 31st, she gets chills.

Little does she suspect that Michael is still hunting her after all these years. Where has Michael been, and what has he been doing over all this time? Who knows? The film blatantly forgets the events of the past four sequels, but never accounts for Michael’s doings over that time. The film just doesn’t bother with trivialities like that. Simply take discomfort from the knowledge that he’s back in the saddle again, twenty years later.

The film makes a big hoopla over the return of Jamie Lee Curtis, but it still provides several teen victims. Along with John, there’s his girlfriend Molly (Michelle Williams), his best friend Charlie (Adam Hann-Byrd), and Charlie’s main squeeze Sarah (Jodi Lyn O’Keefe). Good luck in finding anything out about these characters. The most complex of them has a character description of “generic teen victim”. It’s even a chore to discover their names (which were probably tacked on as a mere afterthought).

Halloween H20 suffers from an overly prolonged setup. Aside from a brief pre-credits teaser, nothing at all happens for the first hour of the film. With an 85-minute running time, that’s saying quite a lot. As a placeholder, the film packs in the false alarms. They occur with such frequency that they quickly lose their shock value. Maybe the first five are even slightly heart-quickening but when the number reaches ten, and twenty, and beyond, you’re more likely to be checking your watch.

And throughout all this, very little is actually accomplished. The setup is simple: an isolated group of people are stalked by a killer. Countless of other horror films (even countless other Halloween sequels) have used the same premise, but established it with much more efficiency. When the final conflict occurs, it’s a mere flash in the pan, bright, quick and substanceless.

The entire experience of Halloween H20 leaves you feeling cheated. However, anyone going into the seventh entry of a horror series shouldn’t expect much. Don’t be deceived.

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The Governess - * * 1/2*

The Governess is a romantic drama that’s like an overripe peach. It has a strong core, but a soft, mushy outside.

Minnie Driver stars as Rosina da Silva, a devout Jewish girl in 19th century London. After her beloved father passes away, she is forced to take a job to support her family. However, there aren’t many lucrative job opportunities for Sephardic Jews, so Rosina poses as a gentile named Mary Blackchurch in order to take a job as governess on the remote Isle of Skye.

There, she is hired by the Cavendish family to look after the devilish Clementina (Florence Hoath). The head of the Cavendish family, Charles (Tom Wilkinson), is a reclusive inventor who is fascinated by the new science of photography.

Despite the amorous advances of Charles’ son Henry (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), Rosina finds herself attracted to Charles, himself. Will Charles return her affections, or will he remain devoted to his wife (Harriet Walter)?

The heart of this unconventional love story is pinned together by Driver and Wilkinson. The whole thing depends on convincing performances by the two leads, and they successfully carry it off. Driver displays a degree of eroticism heretofore undiscovered in her works. And Wilkinson is able to make us understand why a young woman would be attracted to this older man, with a performance bristling with perception and intelligence.

It’s too bad the rest of the film isn’t as strong as their relationship. The Governess’ multiple subplots are awkwardly set up. You can spot the “miraculous” photography breakthrough from several miles away, and one never gets a sense of what the Henry-Rosina relationship is ever trying to accomplish.

Worth seeing on the basis of its central romance, The Governess is never able to get much beyond that core relationship. It’s aimless at points, but has a good heart…and after all, that’s what’s most important in a romantic drama.

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Full Tilt Boogie - * *

Most documentaries about the making of a movie are purely promotional tools. Occasionally, you’ll run across a documentary such as Hearts of Darkness, which breaks all the boundaries and reveals something beyond the mundane techniques of the filmmaking process. Full Tilt Boogie lies somewhere in-between, more than just a long advertisement, but never quite as revealing as it could be.

Director Sarah Kelly takes us behind the scenes of the movie From Dusk Till Dawn. The 1996 criminals-on-run-meet-vampires movie united writer Quentin Tarantino with director Robert Rodriguez. They added actors George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis and Salma Hayek, and created a unique, if only moderately successful horror film.

Unlike the traditional promotional film, we not only hobnob with the “upper echelon” stars and director, but Full Tilt Boogie introduces us to the assistants, the grips, the peons…the people who get things done. But the film never gets too much past the introductions. We never really get to know these people.

There are times when the film seems to veer towards substance, such as when it documents the union disputes over the film. Rodriguez decided to film From Dusk till Dawn with a non-union cast, a decision which did not sit well with union leaders. Threats of strikes and boycotts raged on the periphery of the shoot. Full Tilt Boogie documents some of these, but merely skims the surface of the issues involved.

Fans of From Dusk Till Dawn may find parts of Full Tilt Boogie interesting. However, there’s just not enough here to recommend it to the general public.

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BASEketball - * * 1/2*

BASEketball

The first film to take advantage of the South Park craze has hit the big screens. Starring the creators of Comedy Central’s crudely funny animated show, BASEketball is a hamhanded attempt to merge their brand of offbeat insult humor with the zany gags that have been a trademark of director David Zucker. Surprisingly, the alliance actually works, creating a movie that, while not for all tastes, has moments of genuine hilarity.

The new sport baseketball gets its start as the brainchild of two friends, Coop (Trey Parker), and Remer (Matt Stone). Making up rules on the spot, the two merge baseball and basketball, removing all sense of athleticism while adding a heaping dose of trash talking. The end result is enjoyed by Coop and Remer and several of their neighbors, including Kenny “Squeak” Scolari (Dian Bachar).

However, things take off when the wealthy Theodore Denslow (Ernest Borgnine), enjoying the freshness and innocence of the new sport, creates a national league. Within five years, the new sport has become a national craze, but can it live up to its idealism?

One man, owner Baxter Cain (Robert Vaughn), seeks to spoil the sport. Will his desire for higher profits lead to the corruption and downfall of baseketball? And can Theodore Denslow’s trophy wife, Yvette (Jenny McCarthy), be up to any good? At least Coop & Remer’s love interest, Jenna (Yasmine Bleeth), seems to be on the side of goodwill…or is she?

Fans of South Park are obviously the film’s intended primary audience, and said fans are likely to have a blast here. (Though, the film only resorts to using South Park voices twice.) However, if the South Park brand humor doesn’t particularly strike your fancy, BASEketball isn’t likely to convert you.

The film expends most of its gags on its insult humor, applied when the teams attempt to “psych out” their opponents. The result is a mixed bag, with some of the psych-outs being genuinely funny, others landing with a dull thud. The film is actually better when it aims its comical eye elsewhere: such as at the excesses of pro sports.

The film’s plot is a letdown, constructed merely as a loose framework for gags and jokes. There’s hardly an unanticipated step in the film. Even in the sporting scenes, you never are made to care who wins or loses… it’s all done for the gags.

Vulgar and gross, the film never rises above low comedy. But at times, the low comedy really shines. It’s never as consistent as There’s Something About Mary, and its laughs are rarely as intense, but it does have its fair share of them.

BASEketball should please it’s target audience. If simply hearing about this film makes you want to go see it, then this is likely for you. For those with second thoughts, this one can easily wait until video.

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The Parent Trap - * * *

Ahhh…Disney is back with yet another remake. This time, they tackle The Parent Trap. The result is remarkably amiable and entertaining, if a bit long.

Hallie Parker and Annie James are twins (both played by Lindsay Lohan), each of whom never knew of the other’s existence. After their parents’ quick marriage, and even quicker divorce, the two girls parted ways, Hallie living with her dad, Nick (Dennis Quaid), in California, and Annie living with her mother, Elizabeth (Natasha Richardson), in London.

However, a quirk of fate has reunited the girls together at a summer camp. After piecing together their relationship, the two set in motion a plan to reunite their parents. Hallie and Annie will switch places, going home with the wrong parent. When the mistake is realized, Nick and Elizabeth will have to reunite to swap the kids back. And when they do, romance will blossom once again, or so the girls hope.

As the center of The Parent Trap, Lindsay Lohan holds her own. The twin special effects are done seamlessly, with few “showy” scenes. Lindsay manages to imbue each twin with a such personality and style that it’s easy to forget there’s only one actress playing both girls.

Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson make a good match as the parents. They are ideal parental figures, and a cute couple together. You root for their reconciliation as much as the twins.

The supporting cast boasts some good comic talent. Both Elizabeth’s butler, Martin (Simon Kunz), and Nick’s nanny, Chessy (Lisa Ann Walter), are charmingly funny. And Elaine Hendrix is appropriately witchy as Meredith, Elizabeth’s rival for Nick’s heart.

With a running time over two hours, The Parent Trap is much lengthier than the traditional kids’ film. There’s enough going on that older kids shouldn’t have a problem, but the younger ones may get antsy.

Saccharine yet satisfying, The Parent Trap is entertaining enough for both kids and adults. Even those familiar with the original should find something new to like here.

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The Negotiator - * * *

The Negotiator

Like a successful hostage negotiation, hostage negotiation dramas tend to follow a set pattern. As such, most hostage films fall into one of two camps: those where you sympathize with the hostage takers (see Dog Day Afternoon, or Cadillac Man), or those in which you’re diametrically opposed to them (such as Die Hard, or any of its clones). The Negotiator tries to have it both ways, with strong actors on either side of the line, and surprisingly is able to pull it off.

Danny Roman (Samuel L. Jackson) is one of Chicago’s finest hostage negotiators. Not only does he have an encyclopedic knowledge of the “rules” of negotiation, but he has a quick wit and firm resolve.

However, someone inside the police department is pulling a dangerous scam, and Danny seems like the perfect fall guy. Before he knows it, Danny finds himself charged with a serious crime. To prove his innocence, the negotiator takes his own hostages.

At Danny’s insistence, Chris Sabian (Kevin Spacey), an unknown negotiator from across town, is brought in to help resolve the situation. But can Danny truly trust this stranger…or will the conspirators continue to weave their deadly web?

Hostage negotiation dramas have lost their luster in recent years. Even the twist of having a hostage-taker who knows the rules is less than fresh. Way back in 1988, Hans Gruber was already using negotiation tactics against the negotiators in Die Hard. However, what works in The Negotiator is not the methods used, but the sheer clash of wills between Jackson and Spacey.

The casting in the central roles couldn’t have been better. Samuel L. Jackson can channel a thinking man’s desperate anger with a single furrow of his brow. Kevin Spacey, on the other hand, displays his icy intensity with cool, calculated precision. Watching the battle of wits between these two men is definitely the high point of the movie.

Ample comic relief is provided by the omnipresent, yet underacknowledged Paul Giamatti. He plays a weaselly con artist/computer hacker who, through no fault of his own, gets taken hostage by Roman. His comic jibes lighten up a few of the film’s more tedious moments.

Several times, the film falls back on a tired crutch wherein control is wrested from the negotiator by an outside force (be they renegade cops, or sinister FBI agents). Despite having been done to death, this meaningless plot device interrupts the best parts of the film, when Jackson and Spacey go mano a mano.

Despite this, The Negotiator still emerges as an exciting thriller, showcasing two very good actors at the top of their form.

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Saving Private Ryan - * * * *

Saving Private Ryan

Spielberg has done it again. He revisits his familiar stomping grounds of World War II to deliver his latest masterpiece. This time, he tackles the war itself, delivering a vivid portrait of modern warfare from the common soldier’s point of view.

Set during the invasion of Normandy, and in the days which follow, Saving Private Ryan tracks the mission of the 2nd Ranger Battalion of the 29th Infantry Division. Led by Captain John Miller (Tom Hanks), seven of his surviving men are given an unusual mission: to locate a soldier, missing behind enemy lines, and send him home.

Within days, three brothers of the Ryan family were all killed in combat, and a fourth, Private James Ryan, has gone missing somewhere around Normandy. To ease the suffering of the boys’ mother (and to avoid a public relations fiasco), the top brass want Private Ryan found and sent home.

In the squad sent to find him, there is trusty Sergeant Horvath (Tom Sizemore), who lends a needed ear to the captain, and keeps the men in line. Pvt. Reiben (Edward Burns) is the chief griper of the group. Pvt. Caparzo (Vin Diesel) also has doubts. Sharpshooter Pvt. Jackson (Barry Pepper) places his faith in God and his gun. Pvt. Mellish (Adam Goldberg) is a Jewish soldier who has a personal stake in the war. Wade (Giovanni Ribisi) is a medic, frustrated by the hopelessness of his task during wartime. Rounding out the group is Cpl. Upham (Jeremy Davies), a meek mapmaker who’s never seen combat, but speaks fluent French and German.

A lot has been said of the violence in the film. While not the goriest film around, people expecting a traditional Steven Spielberg or Tom Hanks film should prepare themselves for the extremely graphic scenes. Unlike most movie violence, the violence here comes coupled with considerable emotional impact. This is the most intense modern war movie ever made…every casualty onscreen truly feels like an actual life, and the impact is staggering.

The extended battle sequences are some of the most powerful moments ever put on film. From the very start, you can barely breathe as the action unfolds on the screen. Using discomforting handheld shots, various film speeds, and ample use of surround sound, the result is terrifyingly realistic.

The story of Saving Private Ryan has been very well structured. It begins by delivering grief at a personal level: that of Mrs. Ryan, confronted with the loss of three of her sons (and the possible loss of her fourth). However, from that initial shock, the audience is able to grasp the emotional impact of any and every soldier losing his life. The results are staggering.

The film raises no judgments about the war itself. These aren’t men disillusioned in the cause, but they are frustrated in that they are placed in jeopardy for what seems like a purely public-relations stunt. All they really want it to help quickly end the war and get home. Why should Pvt. Ryan be the lucky one…all of these men have mothers and loved ones who would grieve for them?

Tom Hanks delivers a strong performance, which, while not his best, is certainly among them. He has to rationalize the potential and actual loss of every man under his command, and to keep himself from cracking under the considerable pressure. Hanks’ everyman persona helps to draw in the audience with a sense of familiarity amid the chaos.

There are a few cameos placed here and there (Matt Damon pops up as a soldier encountered by the squad), but most of the actors in the film are portrayed by relative unknowns. This actually works out well, adding an element of uncertainty (particularly in the early scenes, when you’re truly unsure of who is going to survive that first reel). However, the entire squad gives memorable performances, and it is difficult to single one or two actors out above the others. Tom Sizemore is debatedly the best of the bunch, but it is a close call.

It would be difficult to say that this is Spielberg’s best film (considering his remarkable filmography). But it is certainly among his best…and one of the best films of this decade.

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Mafia! - *

Director Jim Abrahams was one of the original trio who ushered in the nonstop-joke spoof genre with their seminal film Airplane! However after eighteen years and countless clones, the genre has lost its luster. Abrahams latest film, Mafia!, isn’t the worst, but doesn’t add any shine to a genre which should be put to rest.

The action mostly parallels the Godfather: Parts I and II. From his humble beginnings in Salmonella, Italy, Vincenzo Cortino (Lloyd Bridges) rises to become an all-powerful (but still klutzy) mafia don. He has two sons to whom he could bequeath his empire of crime: psychopath Joey (Billy Burke), and college-boy Anthony (Jay Mohr).

Following his good guy, bad guy double life, Anthony has two girlfriends. There’s Diane (Christina Applegate), a play on Diane Keaton from The Godfather, and Pepper (Pamela Giley), based on Sharon Stone from Casino.

If you can’t tell already…most of the jokes in the movie are as horribly dated as the genre itself. There are a few nods to semi-recent movies (Forrest Gump, Casino and The English Patient), but most of the film is devoted to such fresh entrees as The Godfather, A Christmas Carol, and Jaws.

The movie isn’t as joke-free as several of Leslie Nielsen’s latest attempts. However, the chuckles are sparsely scattered. This type of film works best with out-of-the-blue rapid fire jokes, but Mafia! continues to bog itself down with lame jokes whose meager payoff isn’t worth the tedious setup.

Jay Mohr gives his role a valiant try, but it is the jokes which carry (or drop) this type of movie. And MAFIA! is a definite fumble. It is somewhat sad that this has to be Lloyd Bridges’ last performance…it won’t be one he’s remembered for.

If you’re in a mood for a wacky comedy this summer that’s genuinely funny, go see There’s Something About Mary. Or, you could stay home and watch Airplane! or The Naked Gun. MAFIA! is just too little, too late.

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